They say if you stare at him long enough, you can see what's written on the wall behind him. They say a lot of things about the Schwa, but one thing's for sure: no one ever noticed him. Except me. My name is Antsy Bonano—and I can tall you what's true and what's not. 'Cause I was there. I was the one who realized the Schwa was "functionally invisible" and used it to make some big bucks. But I w...