Contents The Go-Away Bird The Curtain Blown by the Breeze Bang-Bang You’re Dead The Seraph and the Zambezi The Pawnbroker’s Wife The Snobs A Member of the Family The Fortune-Teller The Fathers’ Daughters Open to the Public The Dragon The Leaf Sweeper Harper and Wilton The Executor Another Pair of Hands The Girl I Left Behind Me Miss Pinkerton’s Apocalypse The Pearly Shadow Going Up and Coming Down You Should Have Seen the Mess Quest for Lavishes Ghast The Young Man Who Discovered the Secret of Life Daisy Overend The House of the Famous Poet The Playhouse Called Remarkable Chimes Ladies and Gentlemen Come Along, Marjorie The Twins ‘A Sad Tale’s Best for Winter’ Christmas Fugue The First Year of My Life The Gentile Jewesses Alice Long’s Dachshunds The Dark Glasses The Ormolu Clock The Portobello Road The Black Madonna The Thing about Police Stations A Hundred and Eleven Years Without a Chauffeur The Hanging Judge