BREAKING NEWS! Twelve Nights has been optioned for an independent romantic comedy feature film! Read the book and see what the buzz is all about! $120,000 + Expenses: Rich man wants companion for 12 nights. Attractive normal female. Never married. No children. Over 30 years old. No prostitutes. Reply to box 74716. Jimmy is a lonely, horny half-billionaire. Too busy for a girlfriend, his appetite for sex is as insatiable as his drive for business success. Twelve nights of hot and sexy fun sounds like the perfect Christmas present to himself. Angela and Aggie are stunning identical twins, one a call girl and the other a librarian. If only Aggie will do the sweet-and-innocent interview, Angela is sure she can earn the fortune between the sheets. Trouble is, nothing goes according to plan. Aggie actually LIKES Jimmy, and hates the idea of Angela having sex with him almost as much as she hates the idea of prostituting herself! But Angela is desperate for the money. Jimmy and his hard nosed lawyer Richard are suspicious, and before long, the two friends are convinced they’re in lust with the same maddeningly hot woman! If you like a little mayhem with your sex, and you think laughing is erotic, hop on for a rollicking, bawdy ride. It’ll all be over in a sizzling, short Twelve Nights. How fast can these four sort out who loves who? Will the romance end before it even starts?