Martin John is not keen on P words. He isolates P words from the newspapers into long lists. For you, so you know he's kept busy, so you don't have to worry he might be beside you or following you or thinking about your body parts. So you don't have to worry about what else he has been thinking about. From Anakana Schofield, the brilliant and unconventional author of Malarky, comes a dark, humo...