Chris Dietzel

THE LAST TEACHER

A Great De-evolution Short

First Day

“Hello, class!”

None of the students said hello in return, the way they always seemed to do on television shows. Even after sixteen years of teaching, she never stopped hoping that just one time she would hear a chorus of “Hello, Ms. Phillips” in response to her cheeriness. Instead, there was silence.

Not only didn’t the children seem eager to greet her, most of them didn’t even bother to look up at their new English teacher. Gazing at students who had their faces pointed down toward their desks, she couldn’t help but wonder why they bothered to show up if they didn’t want to be there. The days of school officials tracking down delinquent children were long gone.

The few kids who did look up at her from behind their desks were the ones who actually wanted to be there, either because they enjoyed reading or because school offered a distraction from what was going on in the world. These were the kids who at least smiled at her politely when she spoke. Maybe one or two of them were conditioned to believe good grades still mattered, and they knew she would give them an A+ if they acted like they cared.

“I’m Ms. Phillips.” She pointed to her name, written on the chalkboard for the class to see, and smiled. “However, feel free to call me Ray if you like. Whichever you prefer.”

Now, every face in the room was looking at her. But the ones who had been smiling were now scratching their chins or frowning. The ones who had been more interested in the graffiti on their desks were all looking up and smirking. She waited for the question she knew was coming, the same question she got every year when she introduced herself.

“Ray?” the boy in the back corner of the room said. “Like, short for Raymond? Like, a dude’s name?”

There was always one in each class. Some things never let her down.

“No,” she said, still smiling. “Ray, like a ray of sunshine.” Then, when none of the students were put at ease by this comment or by her happy demeanor, she added, “My parents were hippies.”

One girl rubbed at her eyes. A boy looked down at his desk as if she had told them to begin reading in silence. The boy who had asked if she was named after a man chuckled and shook his head in wonder. This would be the one thing he would tell his parents about if they asked how his first day of school had been.

The only thing she could think to add was, “People used to be a lot more carefree than they are now. Before, well, you know, everything that’s going on.”

On the news that morning, the anchor woman had said the population dipped under six million people for the first time in decades. Unless scientists could find a cure for what was happening, the population would keep declining until there was no one left.

“When I call your name,” she said, “say Here. Kelly Abraham?”

“Here.”

“Zack Childers.”

“Here.”

“Farah Fran.”

“Here.”

“Stacey Klankston.”

“Here.”

“Kevin Mathiason.”

“Here.”

“Christy Neal.”

“Here.”

“Candace Nieler.”

“Here.”

“Celeste Rodriguez.”

“Here.”

“Eric Tates.”

“Yo!”

She looked up from the list of students who were assigned to her class. In the corner of the room, with his feet up on the empty chair in front of him, was the smiling face of the teenager who had asked her if her first name was short for Raymond. She could tell from how far his mouth stretched open that he thought he was the funniest person alive. There was always one kid who had to try and make things difficult.

She cringed then, but not because the class clown had identified himself so early. Only nine of the desks were occupied. Only nine students in the entire class.

Senior English, her first class of the day, was supposed to have the most students. If this was going to be her most crowded class, she didn’t want to think about how many children would be in Period 2 or the rest of the day. Having only nine kids wouldn’t have been so bad if that was the amount she had her first year as a teacher. Back then, every desk had been full. Twenty-five kids. Six classes a day. One hundred and fifty students each season. On the years when there had been budget cuts, she even needed to find extra desks from other classrooms so additional kids could squeeze in.

Not anymore, though.

Having started teaching high school English two years after the first Blocks started appearing, she had enjoyed a decade of full classrooms. Once her students were the same age as the first Blocks, however, she couldn’t help but notice the consistent decline in attendance each year. When all of the world’s new babies started being born without the ability to move, talk, or do anything at all, the writing was on the wall (on the chalkboard) that the dwindling amount of normal children in the world were the final students she would ever have. One year, there had been twenty-three kids in her class. The next year, twenty. Then eighteen. Sixteen. Twelve.

Over the summer, she and the other teachers had wondered aloud how many students they would each have when school started back up this year.

“Wanna bet on it?” Harry Rousner, the Biology teacher, said.

Not only didn’t anyone want to turn the declining high school attendance into a game, one of the older teachers, a grey-haired woman who taught Music, actually began to cry.

Now, Ray knew the answer. Nine students. With each child looking at her to say something else, she forced herself to refrain from guessing how many kids would be in her class the following year.

“Okay,” she said, taking a deep breath and smiling her most encouraging smile. “Is everyone ready to talk about the greats of classic literature?”

Eric Tates put an imaginary gun to his temple, pulled the trigger, then let his head smash against his desk with a loud thud. All the other kids giggled, even the ones who wanted her to like them.

“I’ll take that as a Yes,” she said. “Which is good, because we have a lot to get through this year!”

Second Choice

Ray rubbed her eyes and said, “Why couldn’t someone come by and let us know how many students we were going to have this year? Don’t they know how discouraging it is to have twenty-five desks in your classroom and only nine students? I’d of rather moved the other desks out into the hallway or into an empty room than have my students be reminded that they’re all who’s left.”

Except for a pair of old men who were sipping their coffee, the others in the teacher’s lounge all nodded.

“Nine?” the wrinkly Music teacher, said. “Count yourself lucky. I have one kid. Petey Something-or-other. Poor kid is the only one learning about key signatures and the music scale this year. Pitiful. I have two pianos, three trombones, and an infinite supply of flutes, all for one boy.”

A whimper escaped from the woman sitting next to her.

“You know what the good thing is?” Harry Rousner said to the others sitting on the various colored sofas. “We won’t have much work to grade. I used to sit up all night trying to find ways to give kids partial credit for thinking protozoa and photosynthesis were the same thing. Now, I get done in under an hour.”

He looked around the room for someone else to agree with him. Poor Ms. Maclin, the German teacher who had already let out a slight moan, began to shake. Before anyone could ask her if she was okay, the woman excused herself, her head down and her eyes covered as she rushed out of the room. Ray watched her leave. Only later did she find out that Ms. Maclin’s class was completely empty. No one was taking German this year. No one would ever take it again at their fine institution.

Trying not to think about it, she looked back down at the day’s headlines. It wasn’t encouraging. Of course, the news hadn’t been positive even before masses of children, all of which were completely shut off from the world, began being born on every part of the globe. The one consistent thing in life, both before the impending human extinction was announced and after it, was that the newspapers and 24/7 news shows covered nothing but corruption, suffering, and death.

Al Flannigan, one of the Math teachers, slammed his fist against the coffee table and said, “You know what really gets me?”

Flannigan looked like he was in his late sixties but acted as if he were a thousand years old. Everything made him grumpy. Everything was an excuse to complain.

For some reason, Harry Rousner went out of his way to ensure Al’s mood never improved. A while back, the day after scientists announced a supposed cure for the Blocks was just another dead-end, Harry had asked Flannigan if he still remembered the previous mass extinction from thousands of years earlier. The Math teacher had looked over at Harry for a moment, his eyebrows tilting in toward his nose. Then, once he was sure that what he thought he had heard was actually what Harry had said, Flannigan took a swing at the much younger teacher. After that, Harry had needed to sign a paper declaring he would refrain from any more jokes if he wanted to keep teaching Biology.

Not even Harry bothered to guess what was bothering Al this day. It could have been anything. Maybe it was due to the news that the first round of middle schools had been shut down. Like the elementary schools a few years earlier, the middle schools would become factories to provide the remaining population with the vital supplies they would need as the infrastructure disappeared around them. Power generators. Food processors. Those types of things. Or maybe Flannigan was upset at the news that the Olympic Committee was getting ready to announce there would never be another round of the international games. It even could have been that Ms. Flannigan, whatever her first name was, had left Al in the middle of the night, choosing to head south by herself rather than spend her remaining time listening to her miserable husband complain about the miserable roads they would be driving on in order to get to the even more miserable city they would be relocating to. Everyone, it seemed, wanted to head south in pursuit of warmer weather, larger populations, and a semblance of normality.

“What really gets me,” Al Flannigan said, “is that I’ve been teaching here for forty-two years. Forty-two years!” He banged his fist on the coffee table again. “And how many times do you think I’ve gotten to eat lunch during Fifth Period? Not a single damn time! So, you’d think that now that there are barely any students left, I might get my first choice and get to eat lunch when I want to, right? But no! I still get stuck with my second choice. Maybe when there isn’t a single kid left and I have the entire building to myself, I can finally eat lunch when I want to. Right, Wachowski?”

He was looking directly at Barbara Wachowski, the principal and the person who determined when each teacher would get to eat their lunch. Barbara shrugged and looked down at her feet, which only made the Math teacher throw his hands in the air again.

“It’s all politics,” he said. “You scratch my back and I’ll scratch your back. Right, Barbara?”

Again, the principal only shrugged.

“That’s really weird,” Harry Rousner said, winking at Wachowski. “I get to eat lunch during Fifth Period every year and I don’t even like eating lunch then. It probably doesn’t have to do with the bottle of wine I get her each summer.”

“It’s all politics!” Flannigan yelled again, then stormed out of the room.

After Al was gone, Harry looked up from the magazine he was reading and said, “I thought for sure he was going to say he was upset because the mathematicians around the world were at as much of a loss as the scientists in trying to figure out why the Great De-evolution is happening.” When no one else said anything, he added, “I would have lost five bucks if any of you had the guts to bet me.”

“Try not to antagonize him, Harry,” the principal said. “He’s dealing with everything as best as he can.”

All Harry could say to that was, “Hmppff.”

Third Warning

“Who can tell me what Chopin was trying to say at the end of The Awakening?”

Farah Fran, who was quickly establishing herself as Ray’s best student, raised her hand. “That it’s better to die on your own terms than live the way society wants you to live?”

“Very good, Farah,” Ray said, and the girl smiled. “But don’t think of it as the main character killing herself. Chopin is careful not to say what happens to her, even though we all assume the same thing.”

Every year, Ray had her class read the story about a woman who, on the final page, walks into the ocean until the water is over her head, and every year the students tried to turn the moral into a cliché that some rock band would sing about.

“Do you think it could have been Chopin’s way of providing an escape?” she asked her class.

Without raising his hand, Eric Tates said, “Maybe she knew it was a matter of time until the Blocks appeared and everyone would die anyways.”

Half the students laughed. The other half groaned.

There were two types of class clowns: the ones who became quiet once you ignored them, and the type who quieted down once you acknowledged how smart or clever or funny they were, depending on whatever type of inadequacy they needed soothed. Ray had quickly learned that Eric was the first variety. So, instead of telling him to stay on topic, she acknowledged the comment with a smile and asked the class what they thought about the book’s ending. Was it a tragedy or, in an odd way, was it a happy ending?

Eric said, “Maybe a whale ended up eating her and it was supposed to be a tragedy, but then she wasn’t dead at all, was just sitting in the whale’s stomach. And she doesn’t get out until everyone else in the world has died. So she has a kid, the human population starts growing again, and it’s a happy ending.”

Ray offered a polite grin. “Probably not.”

But before she could keep the rest of the class on topic, a boy said, “How would she get pregnant if everyone else was dead, you moron?”

A girl said, “She’d of been two hundred years old by the time she got out of the whale’s stomach, idiot.”

The class clown held his hands in the air as if he were surrendering to police. “Hey, don’t shoot me for thinking outside the box.”

“Okay, everyone, settle down.” Then, “So what do you think of the ending? Keep in mind, this was written by a woman in a time when women didn’t have many rights.”

Christy Neal raised her hand, then said, “Wouldn’t she have been better served trying to change the system than run away from it?”

Candace Nieler raised her hand and said, “Why not move somewhere else, somewhere with a friendlier society toward women?”

“She wouldn’t have had a problem if she’d just stayed in the kitchen,” Eric said.

The boys laughed. The girls rolled their eyes.

“Quiet, Eric,” Ray said.

But the class clown added, “My dad said another body washed ashore last night. Probably another Block that some family threw in the water to get rid of it.”

“Eric, be quiet. That’s your third warning.”

“If Chopin had been around today, she could have written an ending where the main character wants to go out into the water but then she’s grossed out by all the dead Blocks floating around. So instead, she—”

“Eric, out! To the principal’s office. Now!”

The boy sighed, zipped up his backpack, then walked out of the class without saying anything else.

“Okay, where were we?” Ray said once the room was quiet again.

“Ms. Phillips?” Celeste Rodriguez said, her hand raised.

“Yes?”

For every class clown, there was a student who wanted to make the class run as efficiently as possible. Ray refused to think of these kids as the Teacher’s Pet, although that was the opposite of the role Eric played. Whatever it was, Ray always had a special place in her heart for the student each year, usually a girl, who counter-balanced the troublemaker. This year, Celeste was going to be that girl.

But instead of reminding everyone what they had been talking about or asking a question about the end of the book, the girl only said, “Can I go to the restroom?”

“Yes, Celeste.”

“Do I need a hall pass?”

“No.”

Fourth of July

“Ray, did you send one of your students to my office yesterday?”

Principal Wachowski was leaning in close, trying to talk as quietly as possible so no one else in the teacher’s lounge could hear. The part that irritated Ray the most, though, was that Barbara knew Eric Tates had been sent to her office, and yet she still asked about it as if it were a cloudy area that was up for debate.

“He was being a nuisance. The class can’t function when he refuses to behave. As soon as he was gone, everyone else had a chance to learn.”

“I understand that. I really do.” Barbara reached out and put a hand on Ray’s shoulder. “But what am I supposed to do? Suspending the kid makes no difference. More and more kids are skipping out of school because they know that having a degree won’t count for anything in a couple years. Children are leaving with their families to go south. We can’t afford to push away any of the remaining kids, can we?”

Ray shook her head and said, “I can’t have him disrupting my class. It’s not fair to the other students.”

“You want me to teach the punk a lesson?” Al Flannagan said, somehow looking even older than normal. “I’ll take that kid out back and show him what respecting authority means. I’ll whip that kid’s ass!”

Ray smiled and said, “No, thank you, Al.”

She didn’t bother to add that Al had been saying similar things since she had been teaching there and she had never once seen him do anything more than tell the offending kids how children used to have better manners back when he was their age. She also didn’t add that if Al couldn’t beat up an out-of-shape Harry Rousner, he would never get a hold of an energetic kid. Eric Tates may be nothing more than a stick-and-bones teenager, but he would be able to run circles around the poor old Math teacher.

“You let me know if you change your mind,” Flannigan said. “That kid will never know what’s coming. I’d go Fourth of July on that brat! He’d be seeing fireworks, that’s for sure!”

“Thanks, Al.”

Flannigan threw a hook in the air in front of him, then a right cross, showing her where Eric’s face would be. “Like the Fourth of July.”

“I know, Al, thanks.”

“Listen, Ray,” the principal said, squeezing Ray’s shoulder in a way that made Ray, Harry, and every other teacher in the room, except for Al Flannigan, who was still busy shadow-boxing, all cringe. “Just be patient with him. When he acts out, remind yourself that his friends have probably gone south. Or maybe he has a younger brother or sister who’s a Block. Or his mom and dad have jobs that aren’t needed anymore because the population keeps declining. Just try to be patient with the kid, that’s all I’m saying.”

Al Flannagan put both of his arms in the air after having knocked out the imaginary troublemaker.

Harry Rousner looked up from his paper, sighed, and said, “I think the fireworks display is over,” then went back to the Sports section.

“Just be patient with the kid,” Barbara said again. “It must be difficult being a kid these days, seeing the schools shut down, seeing the classes a little more empty each year.”

“Tell me about it,” Ray wanted to say. Instead, reminding herself that it was important to pick her battles, she only nodded.

Fifth Kid

Eric was no better behaved the next day. When Ray tried to have the class share their thoughts about the ending of The Stranger compared to the ending of the previous book they had read, Eric kept talking about the Block Slasher, the serial killer who was going around killing as many quiet and motionless victims as he could get his hands on. When she asked the class how they would have liked to see the book end, Eric said it was a good thing those books were written when they were since there were no more Nobel prizes being given out for Literature, adding, “They would have written those books for nothing.”

Ray closed her eyes and remembered what the principal had said. There was no telling what was going on at Eric’s home. Maybe his parents fought every night, trying to decide if they should leave and head south, the way so many other people were beginning to do. Maybe he had a Block brother or sister who required all of his attention, never letting him have a chance to be the carefree kid he yearned to be.

When she re-opened her eyes, she closed her copy of the book and said, “Okay, Eric. What would you like to talk about today?”

There were only eight children in her class now. Celeste Rodriguez, the girl who Ray thought might become her best student, hadn’t shown up for school that day. The kids were already whispering that Celeste had texted them from a rest stop. She and her parents were moving south to be with the rest of her dad’s family. While Celeste was the first of Ray’s students to disappear, she was the fifth student in the entire school to fade away only days after the school year had started. Knowing this, Ray understood there would be no way to keep Eric and the others on the day’s planned lesson.

But instead of asking if she thought the Block Slasher would be caught or if she planned to relocate south as well, Eric said, “Ms. Phillips, what did you want to be when you were our age?”

“Excuse me?”

The boy smiled. “What did you want to be, you know, when you got older?”

She thought about telling him that she certainly hadn’t imagined spending her days having to put up with the likes of kids who wanted to make a joke out of everything. She thought about telling him she had wanted to be a teacher, even as a little girl. But she didn’t say either of those things or anything else. Instead, she remained silent, thinking. The fact was that she couldn’t remember what she had wanted to be when she grew up. Not when she was a little girl. Not even when she was a teenager like they were.

How was it possible to forget what her dreams had been? Was she unable to remember because she had settled on the life she knew she would have—a high school English teacher—or had the memory faded away once the initial indications appeared that all of mankind would slowly go extinct?

One thing was clear: her students, especially Eric, would know if she lied to them.

“I don’t remember.”

She looked around the class, from one face to the next. None of the kids said anything. Not even Eric.

“What do you want to be when you grow up, Eric?”

The class clown snorted. But as she watched, she saw the laughter and mockery quickly transition to something else. The boy, so eager to turn each classic book into a joke, the kid who wanted to distract the rest of the class any opportunity he had, looked down at his feet without saying anything.

In the front row, Kelly Abraham looked like she might start crying. Kevin Mathiason gazed out the window, trying to think of something more pleasant than the turn their discussion had taken. Candace Nieler looked at the portraits of Shakespeare, Hemingway, Salinger, and all the other legendary authors who were hanging on the walls around them.

Ray placed the book that was in her hands on the desk beside her, letting the kids know they were done talking about literature for the day.

“You know,” she said, standing up and looking out the window herself.

The high school still had a football field, a soccer field, and a baseball diamond, but it had been four years since the athletics programs had been disbanded, none of them having enough kids who cared about playing games anymore, and all of the fields were overgrown and wild.

“You know,” she said, “just because of everything that’s happening”—she turned back from the window and from the wilderness that was creeping upon them, then motioned at all of the empty seats in the class—“doesn’t mean you can’t still do whatever you want in life.”

She thought Eric would snicker at this romantic’s notion of life, but he, along with all of the other kids in class, simply stared at her.

She said, “When I was little, I believed I could do anything I wanted, be anything I wanted. But by the time I got to high school, I didn’t feel that way anymore. The older you get, the more the world feels like a place for realists rather than dreamers. Everywhere I looked, I saw people trying to get through the day rather than people eager for the next adventure that life had to throw at them. Even my hippy parents got to be that way.”

Outside in the hallway, the bell rang. Class was over. The students were supposed to go to their next room. But everyone, Eric included, remained quiet and motionless. For a split second, it was as if Ray were the teacher of a class for Blocks instead of the final batch of regular kids. The thought made the hairs stand up on her arms.

“If there is anything at all that you take away from my class, I want it to be this one lesson: As long as you never give up, you can be whatever you want in life. I don’t care if you read the books I assign or pass the quizzes I hand out, just leave here remembering that you can do whatever you want and I’ll be happy.”

For once, Eric raised his hand before speaking.

“Yes, Eric?”

The boy did his best to offer a smile, then said, “Ms. Phillips?”

“Yes?”

“If the main character in The Awakening had someone say that to her, I completely understand why she would have decided to walk into the ocean.”

“Thanks, Eric.”

Sixth Country

“Did you hear the news?” Al Flanagan asked her. When Ray looked at him with a blank expression, he said, “Liechtenstein disbanded!” When her eyes remained blank, he yelled, “Liechtenstein! It was one thing when Maldives and San Marino disbanded, but Liechtenstein? Are you kidding me!”

Harry Rousner yawned and said, “Maldives is actually bigger than Liechtenstein, both in terms of size and population. If you’re going to get upset, Liechtenstein isn’t that big of a deal.”

“Suddenly, the Biology teacher knows everything!” Flanagan shouted. “Well, did you know this now makes six countries that have officially disbanded, now that the end of mankind is in sight?”

“And?” Rousner said.

Flanagan eyed the Math teacher up as if not caring about Liechtenstein dissolving into nothing was reason enough to fight him.

“And soon it will be seven,” he growled. “Then eight. Then nine.”

Rousner yawned and went back to reading his paper.

“How long until the Unites States disbands?” Flanagan shouted. “Huh, Mr. Smart Know-it-all?”

Barbara Wachowski opened the door to the teacher’s lounge, saw the state her Math teacher was in, and told Harry to leave Flannigan alone.

Rather than defend himself, Harry only shook his head and sighed.

The principal walked from sofa to sofa, acting as though she were simply assessing how many teachers she had left. But she always kept an eye on Ray. After sitting down next to her English teacher, Wachowski leaned to the side and said, “Did you tell your students they could be anything they wanted?”

“Of course.”

“Ray,” the principal said, frowning so hard that her eyes almost disappeared. “We’re going extinct.”

“Oh.”

“Don’t give me that. You know what I mean. You can’t tell kids they can be anything they want to be when the entire human race is fading away.”

“Oh.”

“Stop it with that,” Wachowski said. “You’re making it more difficult than it has to be.”

“Do you want me to tell them they can’t be anything they want?”

“No, of course not.”

Ray said, “So, I shouldn’t tell them they can be anything they want, and I also shouldn’t tell them they can’t be anything they want?”

Harry Rousner looked up from his paper, opened his mouth, then bit his lip to keep from saying something that would get him in trouble. Al Flannigan was pacing back and forth across the room, trying to figure out all the ways that Liechtenstein disbanding might have an impact on his life.

When the principal didn’t answer, Ray said, “I should just let them figure everything out for themselves? Instead of trying to help them? Instead of teaching them?”

“Exactly!” the principal said, beaming now that there was no confusion.

“Look at it this way, Ray,” Harry Rousner said. “They have to figure everything else out for themselves. Why should this be any different?”

Al Flanagan yelled, “Ask those kids in Liechtenstein if they can be anything they want!”

Seventh Student

The next day, three more of her students were absent, and she knew she would never see them again. Zack Childers, Farah Fran, and Kevin Mathiason were, in all likelihood, on their way south with their families. She imagined them sitting in the backseat of the respective cars they were passengers in, each of them reading one of the books she had assigned to the class.

But instead of only having five students remaining in her class, their were seven. Two new faces looked at her as if they had just as little an idea of why they were there as she did.

“Hello,” she said. “I’m Ms. Phillips.”

“But feel free to call her Ray,” Eric said. “Like a man.”

“Thanks, Eric.” Then, to the two new faces, “What are your names?”

“Shawn Kaprosky,” one said.

“Debbie Vandenphal,” the other said.

“And where are you normally at this time of day?” she asked.

“We’re Juniors,” Shawn said weakly, almost mumbling.

He didn’t have to add that he and Debbie were the only two Juniors left at the high school. Already, there were no freshman or sophomores. Shawn and Debbie were the last juniors. And now, Ray only had five students who were seniors.

“Our normal teacher didn’t show up today,” Debbie said, trying not to sniffle. “Principal Wachowski told us to come here instead.”

So, in addition to the three students who must have left in a small caravan, the only other English teacher remaining in their school had also departed. While she liked to imagine her kids reading during their trip south, she doubted the teacher was thinking about the school work she had assigned or about her students. If she were thinking about either of those things, Ray thought, she wouldn’t have been able to leave them in the first place.

“Very well,” she said. “We’re happy to have you.”

She stood there for a moment trying to think of what to teach. Also, she tried to figure out which student, one still there or one who had already left, had complained to their parents about being told they could be anything they wanted. Was it her little troublemaker, sitting so smugly in the back corner? It seemed unlikely to her.

She knew she needed to say something before Eric took over. But the two new students wouldn’t have read any of the material that her own kids were supposed to have completed. It also wouldn’t be fair to her original students—the ones who still showed up each day—if she strayed from that day’s planned lesson.

Impatient with the silence, Eric looked at Shawn and Debbie and called out, “Just because you’re juniors doesn’t mean you can’t be anything you want. You can be anything you want to be in this world. Right, Ms. Phillips?”

Ray kept her groan to herself.

“Thanks, Eric.”

Eighth Time

The other English teacher wasn’t the only faculty member to quit. In the teacher’s lounge the next morning, Principal Wachowski told the other assembled teachers that five others had also left. The old Music teacher, whatever her name had been, was gone. So was the Art teacher. So was Al Flanagan.

“Who’s going to scare the beejesus out of the kids now?” Harry Rousner said. Then, looking at Ray, he pointed and added, “You’re it.”

“Al was a nice guy,” Ray said. “He was just scared about what the future holds.”

The principal sighed and said, “Okay, enough of that kind of talk.”

“What kind of talk?”

“The kind that had your students’ parents calling me to complain about someone insisting they can still be anything they want, even as governments are disbanding, the Nobel committee is gone, and there’s no more NHL.”

“No more hockey?” Harry said.

The principal nodded. “They announced it this morning. The league is folding.”

Harry shook his head and grumbled curses to himself.

“I’m not going to apologize for trying to inspire my students,” Ray said.

Principal Wachowski moved to the door, ready for the conversation to be over. “Inspire them all you want. Just don’t lie to them.”

Ray opened her mouth to say something else, then thought better of it and kept silent. It wasn’t the possibility of getting reprimanded or even fired that worried her. The junior class was almost nonexistent and had already relocated to her classroom. It was now obvious to her that her job wouldn’t exist in another year. In a couple months, she would be out of work, regardless of whether she spoke her peace or not.

No, she kept silent because she was wondering where this would all end. How many more students would disappear before they gave up pretenses of Fourth Period versus Fifth Period? How many more teachers would vanish before the principal would throw a couple kids in Ray’s classroom and tell her to teach them whatever she wanted, no matter if it had anything to do with English or Math or whatever else she could think of?

“Which brings me to my next point,” the principal said, as if reading Ray’s mind. Wachowski’s head was the only part of her still remaining in the doorway. “We might have to start combining classes. Like I said, we’ve had a few teachers skip town. We’ll probably have more do the same. I know a few of you had new students yesterday. Just keep up the good work and we’ll get through this.”

She disappeared for a second. Then her face reappeared, leaning into the doorway once more, and she added, “And for the eighth time, do not say anything that makes one of your students’ parents call me with a complaint. We have enough problems as it is.”

Ninth Report

She brought the television cart into her classroom so she could watch the news along with her students. It was all they were going to be thinking and talking about later in the day anyway, so she might as well view the broadcast along with them.

At first, the television showed only static.

“I think it might be broken,” she mumbled, clicking buttons on the remote control.

But then Eric came over, switched two of the cables behind the TV, and the picture came in clear and crisp.

“Thank you, Eric.”

He bowed and went back to his seat.

On the screen, a collection of men and women in white lab coats sat on either side of a wooden podium. Behind them, on a tarp hung up from one side of the room to the other, were the names of various corporations and universities around the world.

Even as the Survival Bill was beginning to ramp up, a collective effort to mass produce food processors, power generators, and incinerators for each family in the country, the government had also funded a massive study between twenty different universities and thirty different scientific groups, all sharing their experiments, all trying to find a cure for what was causing the world’s newborns to be blocked from participating in the world around them. It was the largest study of its kind, lasting nearly a decade. Once a year, the group had released its findings—its total lack of progress in identifying a way for newborns to be able to speak and move.

This was the ninth and final year of the organized study. The final report. The one in which everyone hoped and prayed that scientists would announce they had found a way to reverse the new affliction so that mankind didn’t die its slow and gradual death.

Upon receiving a signal from someone off camera, a man with a white beard, sitting in the first seat to the right of the podium, stood from his chair and moved to the bundle of microphones.

The man coughed twice, then sipped his water. He opened his mouth, scratched his neck, then took another drink from his glass.

“Get on with it!” Eric yelled from his desk.

Looking down at his notes, the lead scientist said, “I’m terribly sorry to announce that it is this group’s finding, after nine years of work, with hundreds of scientists collaborating from all over the world… of course, we won’t stop trying to find a cure. We’ll never give up… But I’m very sad to announce—”

All of the air sank out of Ray’s lungs. Her head started spinning and she felt like she were going to pass out. Gripping the sides of the desk she was sitting at, she forced herself to look at the other faces in the classroom. Shawn, her new junior, was staring at the screen while tears made their way, painfully slowly, down his cheeks. Debbie, the other junior, was lurching back and forth as she cried. All four of the senior girls were crying, taking turns between hugging each other and hugging their own knees to their chests. The only one who wasn’t in tears was Eric Tates, her class clown.

She looked at him, silently pleading with him to make a joke, to say something that could turn the sadness into choking laughter.

Instead, he shrugged and said, “I want to be the scientist who finds a cure for all of this.” Then, instead of a smile appearing from his mouth, a dribble of snot ran down his nose and onto his lips. He added, “Still think I can be anything I want?”

Tenth Quiz

Following the broadcast, she had let her students leave class as soon as they wanted. If she were their age, she would have skipped the rest of the day and played video games or gone over to a friend’s house or done whatever kids still did to pass the time. Surely, the ways kids goofed off hadn’t changed just because they knew that in fifty or sixty more years, they would be senior citizens without anyone else younger in the world except the remaining Blocks.

She planned an impromptu quiz for them the next day. It wouldn’t be a real quiz, with results that mattered. And the questions wouldn’t require them to have read any of the material she assigned to the class. She planned questions like, “If The Awakening were written today, how do you think it would have ended?” and “If Meursault shot a man on the beach today, what do you think the headline in the newspapers would be?”

The quiz forced them to do work, to stay structured and keep up a semblance of normality as the society around them began to erode. But it also let them acknowledge that the Great De-evolution, as scientists were calling it, was a real thing. To her, the quiz seemed like the best of both worlds.

When class started that day, however, there were only three students remaining. Debbie Vandenphal, one of the juniors. Kelly Abraham, the girl who looked out the window each time she wanted to cry. And Eric Tates, her class clown.

“There was another migration last night,” Eric said, as if she needed an explanation for why even more seats were empty.

She figured there would be fewer students. Word in the teacher’s lounge that morning was that Harry Rousner, the Biology teacher, was in one of the cars that was heading south. But only three students remaining? She was sure each of them saw the cringe of pain that made the corners of her mouth curl inward.

“Okay,” she said, nodding her head. “No big deal.” She handed out three copies of the quiz.

“What’s this?” Eric said.

Ray smiled and said, “A pop quiz.”

Before she could say anything else, before she could explain what she intended, Eric groaned, crumbled the paper into a ball, and tossed it across the room. If Zack Childers were still one of her students and not travelling south on a major highway, the quiz would have bounced off the side of his head.

“This is lame,” Eric said. “This is like, what, the tenth quiz we’ve had this year.”

“Eric—”

“No one cares about your stupid quizzes. Give me an F. I don’t care.”

“Eric—”

“Do you think it’ll impact what college I get into?”

Kelly’s eyes darted toward the window and her lip started quivering. Everyone had known, prior to the school year starting, that all of the colleges and universities around the country had already stopped accepting new admissions. Her students’ formal education would end with their high school diploma.

Eric was shaking his head and blinking over and over.

“Are you going to put this on my permanent record?” he said. “Well, let me know if you do. At least something I do will be around forever, right?”

Debbie Vandenphal put her hands to her face and began to tremble.

“Eric, it wasn’t that type of quiz,” Ray said quietly, her words barely audible.

She wanted to explain her intention, to inspire them while acknowledging what was going on around them, to help them get through being a teenager with as little damage as possible. But instead, she said nothing.

“Screw this,” Eric muttered, standing from his desk, hauling his backpack over his shoulder, then walking out of her classroom.

Kelly Abraham was still looking out the window. Tears were streaming down her cheeks, collecting at her chin, then dripping onto her desk. Debbie Vandenphal’s face was still buried behind her palms.

Ray picked one of the many empty seats, halfway between either girl, and sat down. From where she sat, the teacher’s desk seemed impossibly far away. Traces of things that had been written on the chalkboard over the years, only to be erased, offered glimpses of a different world. Sitting there, she tried to think what she would want a teacher to tell her if she were a teenager facing all of the problems they knew were coming their way.

Then, with a sigh, she said, “Class is dismissed. Have a good day,” and she watched the two girls collect their things and leave, just as Eric had done.

Eleventh Drink

She got roaring drunk. Of course she did. It wasn’t something she normally did, or even something she planned on doing, but no one could blame her for stopping by the liquor store after a day of teaching like the one she had just had.

Her cat—not really her cat but the cat that had shown up on her doorstep after being abandoned when its owner left during one of the migrations—walked back and forth over her lap as she sipped from the next can of beer.

In a way, the cat was no different than her students. It had shown up in her life one day, needing to feel as if everything would be okay, and she had done her best to make that happen. It was much easier with the cat, however—a bowl of food, a gentle rub under its chin—than it was with her kids.

With another can empty, she put it on the table beside her and popped open the next one.

What was she supposed to tell her students, that everything was going to be okay? They all knew that wasn’t true. Sure, there was no war or starvation or suffering, but mankind was slowly disappearing from the world all the same.

Why was she bothering to teach them about classic literature while the human population kept declining? In another few years, the population would dip below five billion. Then four billion. It could only end one way. Would any of her students care about The Awakening or The Stranger when they were wrinkly and old and alone? Definitely not. So why was she insisting on teaching them about those things instead of the few subjects that would really matter to them for the rest of their lives?

Another can was empty. She put it aside, scanned the cans next to her, counted ten, then opened the eleventh.

On Monday, she would go back into her classroom, toss a copy of a book, any book, out the window, and ask her three remaining students what they wanted to learn about. If they named something that she didn’t know anything about, well, then they could look it up on the internet and she would learn about it along with them. Or they could just talk about life, about everyone they knew who had headed south so far, about the people they knew who refused to migrate even if it meant they would eventually be all alone. They would talk about anything the kids wanted.

That was the last coherent thought she had before the room started wobbling. When she closed her eyes, the room still felt as if it were spinning around her. With all the proof she needed, she knew it was time to fall asleep and worry about the future another day.

Twelfth Call

“Ray, honey, if you’re there, please pick up. It’s your mother.”

All of the messages had been similar. As if Ray needed her mom to identify herself on the voicemail twelve different times.

She hadn’t bothered to turn her ringer back on the next morning until her headache went away. After listening to one message after another, each more worried and anxious than the previous one, the pain in Ray’s temples started to pulse again.

She was still in the process of getting the nerve to call her mother back when the phone rang again. The cat, her cat, jumped off her lap and disappeared.

“Hello?” she said.

“Ray?”

“Hi, mom.”

“Ray?”

“Yes, mom, what do you need?”

“I’ve been trying to call you all night and all morning. I thought something might be wrong.”

“You’re talking to me now, mom. What do you need?”

“I thought something might be wrong.”

Ray pulled the phone away from her ear, took a deep breath, then put the receiver back up to her mouth.

“Nothing’s wrong, mom. I didn’t want to be bothered. It’s been a long week.”

“You’re telling me. We just had two more caravans arrive.”

“That’s good, mom.” But even as she said it, she knew what was coming next.

“When are you coming down, honey?”

“I don’t know. I guess after the school year is done. I don’t want to abandon my students.”

“When will it be done?”

“I don’t know, mom. When it’s over.”

When she closed her eyes, she thought of Eric storming out of her class, of Kelly and Debbie doing their best to be quiet while they cried. When she re-opened her eyes, her cat had returned and was rubbing against her ankle.

A steady stream of purrs could be heard after she offered her hand and the cat started pushing the corner of its mouth against her knuckles.

For some reason, she had never gotten around to naming it. It hadn’t been wearing a collar when it arrived at her doorstep, and she wasn’t sure if it was because the owner didn’t want anyone to know who had abandoned it or if it was because the cat had always been more of a neighborhood cat than a house pet. Instead of coming up with a new name for it when it arrived at her doorstep, she had simply begun calling it You.

“Hey, You, you want some food?” and “You’re so cute, You,” and so on.

She couldn’t think of what was keeping her from giving the cat a name. It wasn’t as if she were going to leave it behind when she migrated south. The cat had come to depend on her. And her on it. She couldn’t just put it back out on the street when she decided it was time to start travelling down the highway with the rest of the caravan.

Trixie? No. Sprinkles? No. Fluffy? Definitely not. She looked around at all of the empty beer cans. Tipsy? Maybe.

Then the name came to her and she was discouraged she hadn’t come up with it earlier.

Holding the phone away from her mouth, she whispered, “Where did you come from, Stranger? Where do you want to go?”

In response, Stranger purred and circled, purred and circled.

A thought occurred to Ray then, and she pulled the phone back to her mouth: “Hey, mom, what did I want to be when I was little?”

“Is everything okay, honey?”

“Everything’s fine, mom. I’m just curious what I wanted to be when I was young.”

“When you were little?” her mom said, her way of repeating something to make it sound absurd.

“I was trying to tell my students what I wanted to be when I grew up and I couldn’t remember.”

“Well, that’s easy, honey. A teacher.”

“No, mom. Not what I’m doing. What did I want to be when I was little?”

“A teacher!” her mother said again. “A teacher! A teacher!”

Ray shook her head, unsure why she bothered to ask questions like that when the conversation never went the way she wanted it to go.

Her mother added, “You came home from your very first day of Kindergarten and told your father and I that you wanted to be a teacher when you grew up. We laughed and thought it was the funniest thing in the world. But then you said the same thing in first grade when you were asked. And second grade, too. You don’t remember that?”

“No,” Ray said, frowning. “I don’t remember that at all.”

Rubbing the back of Stranger’s head, she wondered how she could forget something like that.

“You never said what subject you wanted to teach,” her mom added. “You didn’t even know teachers could focus on a certain subject back then. All you knew was that you wanted to be a teacher.”

“Are you making this up, mom?”

“No! I’m being serious. I wouldn’t joke about something like that.”

As if joking about becoming a teacher was something that should be off limits if you had any decency.

“Thanks, mom.”

“For what, honey?”

“For remembering.”

Final Chance

The rest of the weekend was spent thinking about the scientist’s report and the diminishing student population. She remembered the things Eric Tates had said before storming out of the room, and she also replayed the conversation with her mother over and over.

By the time school started on Monday morning, she was on a warpath. She stormed into the teacher’s lounge, ready to tell everyone there exactly what she thought about Al Flanagan and Harry Rousner and all the others who had left before the school year was finished.

The only person in the lounge, however, was Mr. Turkow, the janitor.

The man, hunched over his mop, looked up from the wet floor and said, “Another migration this weekend.”

“Oh.”

Next, she went to the principal’s office. She was on her way into Principal Wachowski’s office, without knocking, when a voice called out behind her: “She’s not in yet. If she’s coming in at all, that is.”

Ray turned around. The mousy-looking secretary was standing behind her, next to a metal filing cabinet. The secretary had a stack of folders in her hands. Looking down, Ray saw that two trashcans were already full of the folders.

“Permanent records?” Ray said, rolling her eyes.

“What?”

“Nothing.” If her class clown had been there, he would have laughed—or cried. Ray said, “It doesn’t matter if Wachowski is here yet. I’ll leave a note.”

She wrote down everything she had planned on saying to Wachowski’s face. She wrote so quickly that when she was done, she had to go back and make some of her handwriting more legible so the principal would be able to read it all. Her fingers gripped the pen as if it were a sword and she were fighting for her life. In a way, maybe she was.

Dear Principal Wachowski,

You may think it’s wrong to tell the students they can be anything they want. Some of their parents might even get upset and call you when I say such things to the kids. Make one thing clear, though: I will not stop telling my students that they can achieve anything they dream up in their young heads.

Yes, the human population is steadily declining. And yes, unless the scientists make some miraculous discovery, which none of us expect to happen, the decline will continue until there are only a few people scattered around the world. And then, no one at all.

However, that does not mean the students can’t be anything they want! It turns out I wanted to be a teacher when I was little. Can you believe that? A teacher! I didn’t want to be a teacher who won awards or a teacher who had a full class of kids every day. I just wanted to teach.

So, if one of my students wants to be a hockey player when he grows up, he can sure as heck be a hockey player. I admit, the NHL won’t be around. My student will never win a Stanley Cup. But that doesn’t mean he can’t be a hockey player, of some sorts, all the same.

If one of the girls in my class wants to become a lawyer, then she can do that! I’ll be the first to acknowledge the Supreme Court has already discussed disbanding and that some local courts have already begun to turn their lights off. But until the very last pockets of society break down, everyone will rely on people who can mediate differences.

Which brings me to my larger point: accomplishments do not make a life; our actions each day are what define us. No young kid says he wants to win the Stanley Cup when he gets older. He simply says he wants to be a hockey player. Well, let him! And no kid says she wants to win a case in front of the Supreme Court. She merely tells her parents she wants to be a lawyer. Well, let her too!

The world is changing. The human race is fading away. We all know this. But until the day I die I will continue to tell my kids that they can do anything they want as long as they keep trying and never give up. I will never tell them they can’t be anything they want.

And if you don’t like it, you’ll just have to fire me and go without an English teacher.

Sincerely,

Ray Phillips

It felt good to tell her principal how she felt. It felt even better to stand up for what she believed. But she wasn’t done.

Next, she raced down the hallway so fast that if she were a student one of the other teachers would tell her to slow down unless she wanted detention. She jogged past one empty classroom after another. Al Flannigan’s room was dark. All the lights were off in Harry Rousner’s room as well.

Maybe Eric Tates wouldn’t find a cure for what was causing the Blocks. But if he really wanted to be a scientist, then blasted, he would be a scientist. And whatever Kelly and Debbie aspired to be was achievable too, so long as they never gave up. That was what she should have been teaching all along. Not The Awakening. Not The Stranger. She was supposed to never let her students forget that they could do anything they wanted.

“It’s a new day, class!” she shouted on her way into her room. A new day indeed. Throw the books out. Forget about anymore quizzes. From now on, she would do things a little differently.

“You can be anything—” she said, then stopped.

Her last three students must have left in the latest migration. Her room, like all the others, was empty.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Chris graduated from Western Maryland College (McDaniel College). He currently lives outside Washington D.C. His dream is to write the same kind of stories that have inspired him over the years. His others novels have become Amazon Best Sellers and been featured on the Authors on the Air radio network.

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Chris Dietzel
THE LAST TEACHER
A Great De-evolution Short

First Day

Second Choice

Third Warning

Fourth of July

Fifth Kid

Sixth Country

Seventh Student

Eighth Time

Ninth Report

Tenth Quiz

Eleventh Drink

Twelfth Call

Final Chance

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